oh, we're dancing.


Are we doing this, Reader?!

You're officially invited to the party that's going to bring you back to a time when you were bustin' moves to rhythm is a dancer.


Hey, We're Syd and Dani

And we're pretty excited you're here. (also did we feature AI photos in our headshot over there? Yup!) We're working on some cool things so we've added you to our list because you're our kinda people if you've made it this far.


So one thing you should know about us is that we have regular dance parties down grocery store isles with random strangers so often that we feel like this is something our gen-x/millennial souls have been craving.

We can't really afford a "real" vacation and so we settle on using the in-laws camping spot (when they leave) and trying to be okay with a chill little staycation. Are we right?

And it's only getting worse. Groceries are higher. Gas is higher. All those credit cards are maxin' out to accommodate and you're over here lining up a whole series binge on New Girls for May long weekend so you can feel like you're in good company - with a bunch of thirty somethings who have no idea what they're doing. (that's okay. no judgement.)

We want to invite you to hang out with real 30 somethings who REALLY have no idea what there doing for an evening of a much need Much Music Video Dance Party.

Holy sh&t?! Really?!

Book in grandma and have her drop your a$$ off at the school because we're going back to 1998, Reader.


oh, and don't forget to invite your friends. they're broke af too.


Anywayyyys, what do we know? 🤷🏻‍♀️ Are you coming or no?

xo millennial

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